http://www.bybjorn.com/16/ bybjorn.com >> Bjørn Børresen - freelance web developer Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:21:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.bybjorn.com/16/comment-page-1/#comment-50 bjornblog » The Java community retaliates - “PHP is …” Wed, 08 Mar 2006 20:32:34 +0000 http://bie.no/blog/metabjorn/2006/01/the-irc-community-speaks-out-java-vs-php/#comment-50 <p>[...] Ok, it’s time to let the people of #java on Ef-net let us know what they thought of PHP in the period from July to December 2005 (read: yes, I’ve done a grep -iH “php is” of my #java irclogs). Of course, we all know the PHP developers had strong opinions on Java, so this will be interesting. < @Tenchi> php is terd < @aut> straight php is faster than using php to transform xml < waz> don’t forget “PHP is slow!” < pr3d4t0r> waz: “PHP is slow! Use Perl.” < AstroIvan> and php is slow < jjava> and php is slow < tomh> so php is faster when you dont use clusters? < @joeblowgt> and php is fine for many types of websites < @jwzrd> BoZo, no you are not. Php is not something you program. < @jwzrd> deigo, php isn’t coding < @top^> a bunch of if statements? now that’s why php is not java < SouljaGoD> PHP is fairly easy for this kind of thing < mele> php is nice < pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: PHP is like a gun. < mele> Tenchi:  php is fun < @GnarlyBob> php is more scalable < eth-> you think PHP is understandable? hahaa < @boxed> you know, php is pretty much like java except with a chaotic standard library and a billion $’s thrown randomly in the code < jjava> but php is able to defy gravity < @jwzrd> hahaha php is such a configuration shithole < @jwzrd> PHP isn’t allowed < Jippi> i know - php5 got oop as a ‘bonus’ hehe.. php isnt orignally a oop language < @jwzrd> PHP is annoying though < CnfsdKid> php is forever horrible. < CnfsdKid> DeanC: php is retarded. < Number-6> php is quite retarded. < tonicxt> Php is nice as it has build in user-input sanitization automatically enabled on all user-input -=- < CnfsdKid> geerd: maybe php is more your style. < gripe> geerd: php is for semi-literate high school kids to write blogs with < porc> php is simply not an enterprise class language < geerd> and PHP is for the web, you dont listen for any keys [...]</p> [...] Ok, it’s time to let the people of #java on Ef-net let us know what they thought of PHP in the period from July to December 2005 (read: yes, I’ve done a grep -iH “php is” of my #java irclogs). Of course, we all know the PHP developers had strong opinions on Java, so this will be interesting. < @Tenchi> php is terd < @aut> straight php is faster than using php to transform xml < waz> don’t forget “PHP is slow!” < pr3d4t0r> waz: “PHP is slow! Use Perl.” < AstroIvan> and php is slow < jjava> and php is slow < tomh> so php is faster when you dont use clusters? < @joeblowgt> and php is fine for many types of websites < @jwzrd> BoZo, no you are not. Php is not something you program. < @jwzrd> deigo, php isn’t coding < @top^> a bunch of if statements? now that’s why php is not java < SouljaGoD> PHP is fairly easy for this kind of thing < mele> php is nice < pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: PHP is like a gun. < mele> Tenchi:  php is fun < @GnarlyBob> php is more scalable < eth-> you think PHP is understandable? hahaa < @boxed> you know, php is pretty much like java except with a chaotic standard library and a billion $’s thrown randomly in the code < jjava> but php is able to defy gravity < @jwzrd> hahaha php is such a configuration shithole < @jwzrd> PHP isn’t allowed < Jippi> i know – php5 got oop as a ‘bonus’ hehe.. php isnt orignally a oop language < @jwzrd> PHP is annoying though < CnfsdKid> php is forever horrible. < CnfsdKid> DeanC: php is retarded. < Number-6> php is quite retarded. < tonicxt> Php is nice as it has build in user-input sanitization automatically enabled on all user-input -=- < CnfsdKid> geerd: maybe php is more your style. < gripe> geerd: php is for semi-literate high school kids to write blogs with < porc> php is simply not an enterprise class language < geerd> and PHP is for the web, you dont listen for any keys [...]

]]> http://www.bybjorn.com/16/comment-page-1/#comment-49 bjornblog » Why don’t they come with ‘Save as DocBook’? Sat, 18 Feb 2006 18:57:50 +0000 http://bie.no/blog/metabjorn/2006/01/the-irc-community-speaks-out-java-vs-php/#comment-49 <p>[...] PS! I know I promised you I’d let the java crowd retaliate for the crude comments about java forwarded by random PHP geeks - and I will. Tomorrow. Promise. [...]</p> [...] PS! I know I promised you I’d let the java crowd retaliate for the crude comments about java forwarded by random PHP geeks – and I will. Tomorrow. Promise. [...]

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